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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.~Charles Lam

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office

It’s always darkest before dawn So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. ~ Mark Twain

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.~Gracie Allen

The two most common elements in the universe are: hydrogen and stupidity, but not in that order.

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